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Siamo alla ricerca di un Assistente virtuale ambito recruiting (Lavoro Remoto) per un ruolo a tempo pieno in una rinomata azienda di head hunting. Questo ruolo richiede un impegno di circa 40 ore a settimana con una certa flessibilità richiesta per soddisfare le esigenze aziendali. Competenze necessarie: - Competenze di sourcing - Competenze di valutazione - Competenze di negoziazione Requisiti di esperienza: - Orientamento ai risultati - Capacità di lavorare sotto pressione per rispettare le scadenze - grandi capacità organizzative I candidati ideali avranno un forte track record nella selezione del personale e metteranno in evidenza un forte orientamento ai risultati. La capacità di lavorare sotto pressione per soddisfare le scadenze è inol...

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We would need to create a platform along the lines of existing ones (e.g. Dropdeluxe) by implementing and improving some functions.

Il nome del progetto è "kraken spoon fishing", una pagina instagram sulla pesca sportiva, i colori principali saranno il giallo oro del kraken su sfondo nero. Il logo sarà principalmente sferico con il nome in alto "kraken spoon" e in basso "fishing". Dovrà essere moderno ma semplice

realizzare una applicazione collegata ad un sito web strutturato con la logica di facebook specialistico per la raccolta di immagini inviate dai vari utenti collegati a quella app. 1 realizzazione della application per catturare photo, con luogo , ora e tutti i dati collegati alla immagine 2 collegamento della app alla pagina internet 3 realizzazione di un social simili a facebook per la raccolta di queste foro

...the amazement of a pig who escaped his fate. Everything refers to a technology that thanks to a photo of the pig's face can understand if it has a serious disease and therefore proceeds to cure. The famous pig disease in China and Asian countries has been largely eradicated by this technique, thus avoiding the extinction of pigs in those countries. The drawing must be done in clear and clean lines, by hand and unpublished. ------------------------------------------------------------ Versione Italiana Per la copertina di un libro il cui titolo è - L'intelligenza artificiale salverà i maiali? - vorrei un disegno che rappresenti lo stupore di un maiale scampato alla sua sorte. Il tutto si rifà ad una tecnologia che grazie ad una foto del vol...

The work consists in the revision of a csv of 6000 lines of the translations in French that have already been carried out but present errors. The sector is recycled materials. Maximum delivery speed is required. it is also possible to translate a portion of a file.

...segnalata viene convocata dall'azienda per un colloquio conoscitivo, l'utente segnalante riceve una prima fee di base come premio. Se la risorsa segnalata viene assunta dall'azienda, l'utente segnalante riceve il success fee consistente. L'azienda che pubblica l'offerta paga solo ed esclusivamente se la ricerca si chiude con successo. Win azienda: paga 1/5 di quello che pagherebbe una società di head Hunting Win segnalante: riceve fee sia in caso di convocazione del candidato che di assunzione Win segnalato: nuovo lavoro Win piattaforma: Incassa un margine di circa il 20% di ogni transazione/assunzione conclusa con azienda...

The activities / checks that I should carry out on the Website that you find at the link are the following: 1. Define a default size for the post boxes, in order for everyone to have the same size. As you can see in the links and currently present different measures according to the lines present in the title of the single post. 2. Check that the site is in compliance with the Privacy and GDPR level. 3. Add photos to enrich the Visual, possibly also from my Instagram account "homebrewingexperience" 4. Check the Contact US page, it's very simple, but I think I do what it has to do, consider whether it would be better to make improvements or not. In the site I have not reported

Hello, I would need a programmer who can edit and search for a plugin for wordpress for the automatic estimate of cutting and engraving lines for laser cutting and who can communicate with woocommerce. Propose an economic proposal. Thank you.

Siamo una piccola realtà che opera a Milano nell'ambito degli affitti brevi per turisti. gestiamo già diversi appartamenti in maniera imprenditoriale con dei buoni profitti. In ottica di espansione della nostra attività stiamo cercando delle persone motivate che cerchino con noi degli appartamenti in zona centro Milano da affittare e destinare al nostro business. Il lavoro consisterà nel cercare su internet e/o presso agenzie immobiliari degli appartamenti che si prestino all'attività, fare da tramite tra noi, gli intermediari e i proprietari delle case e chiudere il contratto. La remunerazione sarà commisurata all'impegno e ai risultati in quanto offriamo una percentuale significativa del fatturato generato dall'immobile in aff...

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ITA Creare un primo video umoristico/divertente (30'' / 1') per pubblicizzare un locale che viene affittato per feste di 18 anni, compleanni, matrimoni, eventi e ricorrenze varie. Il sito web per avere un idea del posto è il seguente: ENG. Create a first funny or humoristic video (30'' / 1') to advertise a place that is rented for Parties (18 yo), birthdays, weddings and events. To have an idea of the place please refer to:

I need a funny cloud design in way to manufacture a plush. Ho bisogno del disegno di una nuvola simpatica per poi la realizzazione di un peluche. Circa un anno fa hai realizzato il design dell'alieno, adesso mi serve la nuvola con disegnata anche una cerniera sopra, in modo poi che in questo peluche possa entrare l'alieno. A me serve il disegno della nuvola con la cerniera. Come budget ho lo stesso dell'anno scorso. Grazie Ciao

I'm seeking a designer who can craft a visually compelling and user-friendly interface for a house hunting app running on the Android platform. The app aims to simplify the house hunting process with keen attention to detail and a seamless user experience. Key Features: - Property Search: Users should be able to quickly search for properties with immediate results. - Filter Options: Price, location and size are the 'big three' for property search. The interface should feature these elements centrally. - Save Listings: A feature to save and revisit properties is a necessity. Ideal skills and prior experience: Proficient in Android design guidelines, skilled in UX/UI design, and a portfolio showcasing prior app interface designs. Your ability to create a cle...

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I am seeking an...naval architecture to perform an in-depth buoyancy calculation for my medium-sized (20-30 feet) fishing charter boat. The boat is designed primarily for fishing charter purposes and needs to support a medium load capacity (4-8 people). Your task will include: - Calculation and analysis of the boat's buoyancy with medium load - Providing a detailed report on the boat's load capacity, stability, and safety Applicants should have significant experience in boat design and naval architecture, with a strong understanding of buoyancy principles. Your background knowledge, talents, and precise calculations will be crucial in ensuring that our fishing boat is safe, stable, and ready for an exciting fishing adventure. Please prepare to p...

I am seeking an experienced video editor who can skillfully create engaging 3-5 minute montages for my YouTube channel from Twitch streams. The video edits should prioritize: - Funny moments - Highlights of gameplay - good plays from ncaa 14, touchdown passes, tackles, completed passes Your demonstrated expertise in creating high-quality, fast-paced, and comedic montage-style videos is paramount for this project. Understanding geek culture and gaming terminologies will be a notable advantage. Please include your past gaming montage edits as references in your proposal. I welcome any creative ideas you can bring that will help to make the videos more entertaining and attractive.

I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilitie...Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

I'm looking for a talented designer to work on a detailed logo vectorization project. The end result should be a well-crafted vectorized logo with good layers and colors. It's crucial that the final output isn't just an outline in Illustrator with poor quality lines, but a professional vector representation. Key Project Points: - The logo will be supplied in its original format, and I need it to be transformed into an EPS file. - The vectorized logo will be used across both print and digital media, so it's essential that the quality is high and consistent. - I have specific color requirements for the logo, so the final delivery should include the exact color codes. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Adobe Illustrator and experience with detailed log...

I'm in need of a skilled graphic ...editing capabilities. I need to create a creative template for this photo for the winner of a mystery shopper contest called : smile for each custmer. in the template i need : 1- the photo of the person with good editing and retouching. 2- the saba company logo. 3- the arabic text : ابتسامة لكل مراجع 4- you must align with brand guidelines, using the same logo colors in design, use only straight lines and sharp edges objects(ni curved shapes) 5- use brand fonts only. Brand assets in this link : attached sample of our designs to give you more idea about brand identity after choosing the winner entry, he will apply the template on 3 more photos. thanks

I'm on the lookout for a highly creative and experienced graphic designer to create a wrestling-inspired logo for my podcast. Key project details include: - Logo Style: I prefer a blend of minimalistic, abstract, and vintage styles, giving an edgy and wrestling-inspired vibe. - Design Elements: It should incorporate elements reminiscent of the wrestling industry - think along the lines of the old raw is war logo. I'd be thrilled to see designs that use wrestling ring, wrestler silhouette, championship belt, or similar symbols. - Color Preferences: The logo should primarily feature red and black. Feel free to introduce other complementary colors if you believe they’d enhance the design. Ideal skills and experience: - Graphic Designing, with a strong portfolio in l...

I'm seeking skilled animators with expertise in 2D animation to bring meme content to life. - I'm interested in animators who can create memes that are both humorous and clever, so a good sense of comedy and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet cul...and irony will be key. - The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of internet culture and current trends in memes, as well as the ability to adapt these into animations. - Experience in creating content for social media will be a plus. Looking forward to collaborating with talented meme animators. We have already created the character. We just need him in different scenarios and funny situations related to today's news and current affairs while also addi...

...will disregard the latter statement). Input: The first line contains two integers n? (2≤n≤100′0002≤?≤100′000) and q? (1≤q≤350′0001≤?≤350′000) — the number of student in the course and the number of gossips you heard. On each of the following q? lines, there are three integers s? (0≤s≤10≤?≤1), a?, b? (0≤a≠b≤n−10≤?≠?≤?−1) representing a gossip. s? being a 0 means the two students are friends, and s? being 1 means they are enemies. The next two integers represent the two students, which are either friends or enemies. output: Firstly, output q? lines. In the i?-th line, output "YES" if the i?-th gossip from the input is coherent with the previous gossips and "NO&quo...

I have a list of 54 URLs, and I need someone to grab 2 images from each of them, convert them to .jpg and save them to a folder named 'Images'. Key Requirements: - G...list of 54 URLs, and I need someone to grab 2 images from each of them, convert them to .jpg and save them to a folder named 'Images'. Key Requirements: - Grab 2 images from each of the 54 provided URLs (all similar to below URL). 108 images in total. - Example URL is - Grab the biggest version of the image from lines 6613 and 6667 of page source code - Convert all grabbed images to .jpg from .webp - Save them to a folder named 'LC Images' - The images should be saved in the original size, with no resizing necessary. - See attached screenshot

I'm looking for an experienced website designer to develop a minimalist and monochrome portfolio website for me. The purpose of this website primarily is to showcase my work to potential clients. Here are the things that need attention: - Crisp minimalist design: The website should revolve around a minimalist school of design, with extra emphasis on clean lines and ample whitespace. - Monochrome scheme: The colour scheme should strictly stick to monochrome, encapsulating both aesthetic appeal and professional vibe. - Portfolio Showcase: The site should be designed in a way that it effectively displays and highlights my portfolio to visitors. Possessing skills and experience in minimalist and monochrome website design will serve as a plus for any freelancer interested in this pr...

I'm looking for an experienced Avaya specialist to assist with the configuration of our Avaya Session Border Controller (ASBCE) - specifically, to set up and integrate it with SIP Trunk Provider lines and Avaya IP Office Server Edition. AVAYA IP Office servers are already configured and calls working internally. - The tasks involved are both the installation of the ASBCE and the setup and integration with the SIP Trunk Provider. This requires a comprehensive understanding of both Avaya systems and SIP technology. - The primary goal for this configuration is to achieve a seamless integration between the ASBCE, the SIP Trunk Provider, and our Avaya servers. The focus is on ensuring robust communication and operation between these systems. - Basic training on how to restrict ex...

...the calculator's functionality. Interface appearance use graphic buttons (this may be the simplest graphic with a color change), the result of the operation can be presented in the form of binary, octal hexadecimal (additional buttons), enter the history button: opening a new window with information about the actions taken since the application was started, showing the actions in the following lines of the list. Project 2. Create a Music MP3 player mobile application in Flutter or in Android Studio that recommends its users the local area popular songs based on their GPS location. Submit the source code and the apk file as Task2.zip. Project 3. Create a Mobile Application for a Cafe Restaurant to receive orders from its Customers. The Application should offer a list of ...

...high-quality leads and get companies to sign up for our referral programme. The ideal freelancer will have a proven track record in designing and executing successful B2B email marketing strategies and will be able to provide evidence of past performance. Responsibilities: - Develop and execute a comprehensive cold email campaign strategy using Mailchimp. - Craft compelling email content and subject lines designed to capture the attention of potential business clients. - Segment and manage the email list to ensure maximum engagement and response rates. - Monitor and analyse campaign performance, providing regular reports on key metrics such as open rates, click-through rates, and conversion rates. - Optimise the campaign based on performance data to achieve the best possible res...

I require an efficient programmer equipped with the crucial skills in Pine Editor coding. The project involves designing a script based on the 'Trading View' platform to automate my stock market trading strategy. The strategy revolves around Multiple EMA (Exponential Moving Average) crossing. For this specific task, a system with three different EMA lines is preferred. Ideal Skills & Experience: - In-depth knowledge of Pine Editor; - Familiarity with Trading View platform; - A fine understanding of EMA and its implementation in trading strategies; - Previous track record demonstrating similar tasks completed. I emphasize clarity and efficiency in the script to enhance my trading decisions. Please, get in touch if you can confidently handle these specifications.

I need a skilled programmer for a crucial task: changing all website links and references from . to .au. The project is intended for an existing business site. Additionally, we will require the professional to update SEO settings in all lines of code to reflect the .au domain replacing . Key Responsibilities: - Convert all references of . to .au throughout the entire website - Update SEO settings to accommodate the new domain - Ensure smooth transition without any loss of data or functionality Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in web development and coding - Extensive experience with SEO and domain migration - Attention to detail to ensure no broken links or missing references - Excellent communication skills to provide updates and seek clarification - Familiarity with the

I'm hunting for a talented designer with an eye for minimalism. The task at hand is to create captivating covers for my YouTube videos, which predominantly focus on business themes. Ideal Expertise: - Proven experience in producing minimalist designs - Prior work in YouTube cover design will be highly appreciated - An understanding of what appeals to an adult audience Responsibilities: - Craft visually appealing and minimalist YouTube video covers - Align designs with the business-oriented theme of my channel Remember, my audience largely consists of adults absorbed in the business world, so your designs should cater to their tastes and interests. Looking forward to your innovative proposals.

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create a fun and engaging website for my meme token. The website will be a PARODY of a popular Adult website. NO PORN, JUST FUNNY VIDEOS. Key Features: ** Refer ** - Require all functionalities as but with the theme of pornhub website. - Videos will be hosted on youtube with link to our website as per sample. - Other then mainpage with videos there will be 3-4 other pages with general meme token information like tokennomics, Presale (no web3- just a page), Socials, dexscreener chart, Contact us etc. - Require ability for admin to upload videos from time to time. - Ideally use a tech stack like react.js ,node.js so that future web3 developments can be incorporated. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in web development, particularly

...be looking for: - iOS and Android both (maybe quote for each individually, in case we’d have to do one at a time due to cost?) - splashscreen while itloads, then on to the main screen - thumbnails of images, divided into themes - when the user clicks an image it’d take them to the coloring screen - tools: brush, paint bucket, eraser - ability for any coloring to be restricted to be “within the lines”, so it only paints within the white fields - option to choose brush size - option to choose eraser size - color picker or color wheel - undo / redo states - save image (to their photos library) - option to save or pick from some predefined palettes??? - option to save current works in progress??? - does not need to support ads, it’ll be a one-ti...

Hi Andrada, You did a project for me last year and the work was excellent. You did research and data entry for 200 lines on an excel spreadsheet. This project is identical. I need to add 53 entries to the same spreadsheet. I would love to work with you again.

I am after a proficient web developer to design a contact page for my website, taking inspiration from Egyptian pyramids. I'm looking for a unique design that can set my site apart from the rest. Key deliverables include: - Hunting down the right imagery and design elements that speak to the theme - Ensuring the design is responsive and user-friendly You should have: - A demonstrated ability in web design, ideally with examples of distinctive themed layouts - An understanding of how to apply branding consistently - A meticulous eye for detail - An understanding of user experience principles Please note, I've omitted input on the functionality and information requirements on the contact page. Therefore, I'd like your professional advice on what would wor...

...Responsibilities: Develop Operational Processes: Design comprehensive operational processes covering all aspects of certification, including application procedures, assessment methodologies, documentation requirements, and quality assurance measures. Establish Organizational Structure: Define the organizational structure of the company, including departmental roles and responsibilities, reporting lines, and hierarchy. Ensure Regulatory Compliance: Stay updated with relevant regulations and standards, ensuring that all operational processes align with ANAB Accreditation requirements and ISO/IEC 17024:2012 standards. Quality Management: Implement robust quality management systems to monitor and evaluate operational performance, ensuring adherence to established standards and co...

I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing p...

...seeking a creative and talented designer to craft a unique and attractive logo for my roofing company, Reel Roofing LLC. The brand name 'Reel' is a nod to my love for fishing. Thus, I'm hoping for the logo to subtly incorporate elements related to fishing, specifically a fishing reel. Key Requirements: - Incorporate a fishing reel subtly into the design - Utilize the colors blue and green, reflecting a calm and natural aesthetic - Focus on a modern and possibly bold design style Your Work: - Should be original and not based on generic templates - A style that's modern, clean and adaptable - A design that balances the fishing theme with a professional, roofing company aesthetic Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in logo design, with a po...

...containing the products that he wants to sell. The excel file has 5 columns: 1st columns is for Brand 2nd column is for Model 3rd column is for Color 4th column is for Price 5th colums is for Quantity in Stock We want to realize a simple php page with a form to send an email with the chosen products. We need that someone just fill the database wkth the data we have in excel file (about 350 lines) To access the page we need a login page. We need 2 levels: 1 level: administrator 2nd level: agents One administrator is sufficient More agentes are necessary. ADMINISTRATOR PAGE: The administrator can add, edit or remove an agent. Just Name, Surname, phone, email, username, password The administrator can see the list of products, delete one, add another line, edit one line. AG...

NO MOUNTAINS. THERE ARE NO MOUNTAINS IN MY MARKET PLEASE SEE COLORED LINES IN THE ATTACHMENTS. THIS IS THE MAIN THING I WANT INCORPORATED INTO THE DESIGN I'm looking for a professional logo for my real estate company, Big Creek Real Estate. The design should incorporate a mix of blue, green, and white colors, and give a country/modern impression. Key Requirements: - Professional and eye-catching logo - Color scheme: 2-3 shades ofBlue (for a creek), 2-3 shades of Green (for trees/grass), White - Impression: A blend of modern and country NO MOUNTAINS!!! There are no mountains in my market!! Ideal Skills: - Graphic design - Logo design - Real estate branding expertise Please include samples of your previous work and let me know how you plan to approach this project. At...

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...the concert revolves around bagpipes and hunting horns, and so it's crucial that the design captures the essence of these two different instruments. There will be two bands at this event: "Les Echos de Ciergnon" (Hunting Horn): "The Blue Stones Pipes and Drums"(Bagpipes): WARNING: make sure you use the right instruments in your design !!! it is a HUNTING HORN (not a French Horn) !!! The hunting horn is less sophisticated. Key Information: - The poster should include the date and time of the concert, as well as the venue location. Please review the attached document: the poster should include the text provided. Key Elements: - The design should prominently feature the instruments, bagpipes and French Hunting horn. - The ...

I'm looking for a skilled logo designer to craft a minimalist logo that features my initials, J.O.N. The logo will be used primarily on artwork, and the color scheme should be black. Key points: - The logo should be minimalist in style, focusing on simplicity and clean lines. - The design must effectively incorporate the initials 'J.O.N'. - The primary color of the logo is black. Ideal skills for this job include: - Proficiency in minimalist design principles. - Experience with logo design and typography. - Understanding of how to create a memorable and versatile logo. I'm excited to see your creative concepts for this project!

...ergonomic and stylish office solutions. The logo should exude a sleek, professional, and stylish aesthetic. The Logo should emphasize on comfort, Productivity and functionality The logo should convey a sense of relaxation, peace, and tranquility. It should also represent a professional and organized environment. The logo could incorporate elements such as comfortable seating, soft colors, and clean lines to convey a sense of comfort and efficiency. Consider incorporating elements that symbolize support, stability, and ease of use, while also promoting a sense of dignity and independence for the users of these products. The logo should be versatile and easily recognizable, with a stylish and approachable aesthetic that appeals to a wide range of audiences.   Brand Products: D...

I'm looking for an experienced designer to create a modern and minimalistic user interface. This project is focused on desktop platforms only. - The task requires creating a user-friendly and visually appealing design, that aligns with modern UI standards. - The design must be minimalistic in its approach, favoring clean lines and a clutter-free aesthetic. The ideal candidate will be proficient in Figma, with a strong portfolio of UI designs. Prior experience in creating modern and minimalistic UI for desktop platforms would be a significant advantage.

I'm in need of a creative and experienced comedy content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key ...content writer to help me produce humorous content for my YouTube channel. Specifically, I'm looking for content similar to 'FUN WITH TAVISHI'. Key Requirements: - Content: Create original, engaging and humorous content for YouTube shorts. The content should be suitable for a all age group. - Length: The shorts should be less than 2 minutes long. This means you should be able to deliver punchy, funny content within a short timeframe. it can be message type /emotional of story .it should be like below .

I'm in need of a skilled graphic designer to create a minimalist menu for my restaurant. The menu will be used both in printed copies and digital displays. Key requirements: - The design should ideally be minimalist in style, with a focus on clean lines and a simple aesthetic. - Experience in creating menus or related restaurant material is a plus. I would prefer someone who can provide a portfolio of similar projects. The ability to understand and work within our brand guidelines is also highly valued.

...list of prompts to generate such good content, so this should be a very easy project. We just need you to have an AI generate the content and make sure all the details are correct. -that the AI didn't hallucinate anything. Formatting is very basic: Subject posts: a few lines of text and some tags. (subject posts are often placeholders for the more interesting content: problems and ideas) Problem posts: a few lines of text, tags, a few statistics with sources cited, and a section for "potential harm". Idea posts: : a few lines of text, tags, and a few statistics with sources cited. One last thing, we're bulk uploading to Needpedia using csv files so we need you to pass us the training data in that format. AI can do that pretty easily once the co...

I'm hunting for a logo designer who can channel a fresh and up-to-date aesthetic for my fitness branding. Skill in crafting bold, clear designs is vital, and a flair for sports or fitness-oriented work will be particularly appreciated. Key specs for the logo: * Colors: Please incorporate Blue, Red, Black, and White in the design. * Symbols: No symbols * Style: The design should exude a 'Modern' personality, resonating with the youth and fitness enthusiasts. Interested freelancers, kindly share your portfolio and any previous work that reflects your capabilities in line with the requirements stated. Your creativity might just spin a logo that becomes a recognized brand in the fitness world!