Part Time JOB Social Media Marketing Expert

I am looking for a company or someone to market my website via social media marketing, Facebook, twitter, bebo youtube, linkedIn and so on. My website is about laser hair removal and I want to target the UK market as that is where my business is based. This will be an ongoing monthly relationship and the successful bidder will be paid monthly to maintain the different social network sites. This is a part time job for you and I want to see updates regularly of your website marketing progress. As you will be paid monthly I want to see results of your efforts. If I get banned or if you are planning to do something silly you will be fired. Please bid sensibly and show me what you got