Need Cost Effective and Unique Marketing Strategy

Hello, I own a water filtration company ([login to view URL]) and am looking for a US Based, honest and experienced company or individual who can help me devise an effective, impactful, unique and revolutionary internet marketing strategy, reaching the most people for least expense. Now bear in mind, if the strategy is a good one, I will then consider to hire you to implement this strategy. Please only bid if you: 1). Have good experience and a successful track record in this area. 2). Get passionate and "involved" with the products you market, as if are were your own. 3). Think outside the box, run ahead of the herd, and don't mind being revolutionary. 4). Have looked at my products ([login to view URL]) and feel you can make this a success. Thank you, Igor