Create a Viral Media Site (READ DESCRIPTION)

Hey guys, I need a programmer to create a viral content website, similar to well known sites like [login to view URL] but with individual design and functions. Please have a close look at the example website and my needs to get all the details and only bid if you're 100% able to rebuild that. Logos or any other pics and content will be provided by me. The Design should be simple but also fast, Floating and attractive for the viewer. An example of the Basic Functions that the website should offer: -Search Option -Permalinks like [login to view URL] -Opening Posts and Pages in a New Tap -High Quality Facebook and Twitter share Buttons - "Trending", "Fresh", "Hot" and a "Catogory" section will do it -Vote functionality -Facebook Comments -100% Responive and Mobile/Tablet Ready -Ad Ready (on the Sidebar and under the Posts) -User Log in/Sign up Popup (User auth by Facebook, Google or Email) -User Profiles with an Overview, Posts, Upvotes and Comments -Endless scrolling with fast loading the next Post -Users can Upload all kinds of images or add Media by link (Youtube,Vimeo..) -Fast clicking thru posts (Clicking the next Button on a post page without refreshing the page) -Watermarks Also i need Full admin Functionality Admin Panel functions: -Ban Users -Add/Edit/Delete Media, Comments, Users & Categories, -Custom logos/Pics -Adding Custom Ads Here's the deal: You'll get half of your bid once the page is set up and free of any bugs. The other half will be transferred to you once the page is fully on my server and working. Please don't bid if you don't accept this. Also i need to contact you sometimes to talk about stuff like adding functions or security problems and so on. Please don't write me 3 page letters of what you can do, I'm only interested in a good offer, so please keep it short and simple.