Someone to do blog, facebook, twitter mediator and posts

Need someone with Excellent written English (UK) skills to update, build and keep online community on blog, facebook, twitter, linkedin etc, must be witty but also internet business savvy, mustcreate and post accounts under pseudonym, update regulary and help grow online business using social networking. If you do not understand how social networking works or have never done this before PLEASE DO NOT BID All information you write will be looked at in copyscape so if you DID NOT write it, we will not pay you - We do not want COPIED work.