1000 fortune

Very easy work if you like to have fun. I want 1000 different fortune: * all starts with "Today" and continue accordingly. * It should be delivered in an excel file, each fortune in 1 line. * Not more than 140 characters including spaces. And not less than 70 characters including spaces. * All should be unique. It can be funny or entertaining. ## Deliverables [login to view URL] requirements notice: As originally posted, this bid request does not have complete details. Should a dispute arise and this project go into arbitration "as is", the contract's vagueness might cause it to be interpreted against you, even though you were acting in good-faith. So for your protection, if you are interested in this project, please work-out and document the requirements onsite.