Remote MOnitoring Software Needed

I need a remote monitoring program created. It has to meet the following requirements. If you cannot meet all the requirements and show that you can do not bother to reply: -Log Websites visited -Log Incoming/Outgoing Emails -Log both sides of Incoming/outgoing Instant Messages and other Chats recieved. This includes AOL chat rooms, AOL Instant Messenger, ICQ, MSN Messenger, YahoO Messenger, IRC, Trillian, etc. -Log Sensitve keyworks and phrases -Log every keystroke typed -Email Hourly Reports, either using Windows's SMTP server or have a small built in SMTP server itself. Report doesnt have to be fancy, it just needs to email what its logged. -Detect and bypass any coporate firewall to send the email report out -Program is invisible in Windows Task list, no short cuts, and only a certain keystroke combination can bring the program up. -Must have SILENT remote Install. This is a important requirement -Program cannot be detected by Antivirus/AntiSpyware programs like Norton Antivirus. -Program size must be small, small enough to be emailed Please respond back with an overview of how you would tackle the problem. The budget set is not the actual budget, I want to get real bids from experienced programs.