Young ane Talented Assistant

I'm looking to hire a young marketer and personal assistant to help me complete many different tasks ranging from assisting with marketing projects, to hiring other freelancers more qualified than yourself for certain tasks, to helping me out with other various online tasks that I need assistance doing because I am a very busy person and I don't have time to complete many of the tasks on my agenda. I am looking for a fast learner, a good listener, and a good communicator. You will start out at $7-9 an hour depending on experience. Please write "Hi Lance" at the beginning of your proposal. I want to be convinced in three or less short sentences why you think you are the best candidate for this position. Lance