Copy/line editor needed for a dark comedy fiction novel

Hi there There's nothing particularly dark about a pineapple, but I'll go with it! I'm an editor based in Leeds. I specialise in micro-detailed novel editing; grammar, sentence structure, readability, consistency and plot, register, character voicing etc. I used to be a lecturer in English and Creative Writing and I have a Master's in English language, so this kind of work was a bit of a natural progression for me. It'd be good to have a talk through a sample of your novel with you - it's always good to look at the kinds of changes that it'll need and how far you would want an editor to go in terms of alterations when it comes to tone etc. Get in touch and we can have a chat. I'm flexible with times, deadlines etc. and we can discuss budget (based on word count). Kind Regards Simon Richardson

Hi there, I have gone through your job description and would love to do the job for creative story/ ghostwriting. I will exceed your order expectations, from coming up with creative story-line, to providing high quality, unique and plagiarism-free stories along with relevant royalty-free images (if required). Looking forward to working with you on this project. Regards, Shameel Kazi.

Greetings! I hope you will be doing great. I am a professional in providing high quality Novel editing service. I will love to assist you in this project. Please contact so I may share samples. Regards, Revival

Hi, I've reviewed your project brief and I can help you with ‘Editing/Rewriting/proofreading’ your content. I’d be more than happy to help you ensure the accuracy and quality of your content. Years of experience allow me to ‘Edit, Rewrite, or Proofread’ any type of content with high confidence and in a timely manner. You’ll find that I’m very much client oriented and detailed in my approach. I’m looking forward to learning more about your specific requirements! Sincerely, Jayne Scotta

Pineapple" Hey ! For multiple administrative jobs, I have been involved in detailed proofreading and have been praised for my meticulous attention to detail. I understand how English is supposed to look and sound, I’m an excellent speller, and through my own writing have a deep understanding of grammar. I have the strength of delivering the milestone ahead of time with the assurance of quality work. I will provide one round of proofreading & light editing for: • spelling • punctuation • grammar I use Microsoft Word for editing. Skill • Detailed proofreading and editing of any content in the English language • * Formatting, editing and clean-up of Word files • Editing done in Microsoft Word's with Track Changes I guarantee high quality results that will exceed your wildest expectations. I commit myself to ensure timely delivery and offer the best services to make your documents outstanding.

A self-proclaimed "grammar geek", I work hard to help make your writing the best it can be. I am a passionate, hardworking writer and editor who graduated magna cum laude with a degree in English-Writing. Having recently released my debut novel with a Philadelphia-area publisher, I am currently a candidate for an MFA in Creative Writing, which has me taking a variety of advanced courses both in fiction and nonfiction. Why you chose me Strength of mine is working fast but effectively, as I have a competitive turnaround time and the ability to write or edit blog posts, press releases, and resumes/CVs in fewer than 24 hours, edit full-length manuscripts in less than ten days, and complete the first draft of a novel (60K words) in under a month. I am known for being savvy at proofreading and catching errors in writing pieces. My strengths include • CVs/cover letters/resumes • college essays and personal statements • creative writing (stories, novels, letters, songs, etc.) ghostwriting, copywriting, editing, proofreading, and marketing writing, among others. Please consider me for any of your writing, editing, proofreading, or brainstorming needs. I have an unwavering passion for making things great through writing.

Keyword: Pineapple Hello there! I understand that you are in need of an editor and proofreader to review your dark fictional book that you have just finished. I have 10+ years of copy editing experience, and I believe that my dark humour and yours will be a perfect match. Please contact me and send the amount of words your book has so I can adjust my bid accordingly. Let's talk and get this show on the road, shall we? Cheers, Leslie.

"Pineapple" Hello, Hello, I perused your description of proofreading the 8th draft of your novel. I'm the native US English speaker and a proofreader. Also, I enjoy combing through black comedy to find spelling mistakes, syntax, grammatical errors, plot holes, and inconsistencies, and making flow and readability suggestions. Please leave me a message. Moeez.

Hi there, I understand you’re looking for someone to edit and proofread your novel. As a native speaker with over 500 clients in which I have successfully edited and proofread their works, I am confident you will be pleased with the results. I have more than 12 years of ghostwriting and editing and proofreading of others’ works. I have a Bachelor’s in English with a major in Creative Writing. I can write in multiple genres, from fiction to nonfiction, YA to children’s, romance to thrillers, and everything in between, except porn. My editing and proofreading skills are superb. My work is 100% guaranteed to your satisfaction. Your novel will have the clarity you are desiring, with your voice. Style, tone, word choice, and sentence structure, in addition to grammatical errors will all be checked line-by-line. I’m looking forward to working with you on your project. Contact me now so we can get started. Thanks. Alex Laiho

Hi There, Pineapple .................. I have read your description and I can help you with your project. I have previously worked with clients and addressed all these issues you have mentioned. I have edited many book in UK English, including e-books as well. I have covered all kinds of genres and topics, so I am very immune to the type of content I come across:):) Thanks, Hemina

Hi, I'm interested in your project. I have created and edited multiple essays and I can guarantee you quality. Kindly contact me for mutual discussion and further briefing on this project, so that I can start ASAP. Sincerely I will do this job and ensure an outstanding delivery. Thank you.

I am a professional editor, proofreader, and copywriter with an English degree from a top university in the U.K. I have more than 8 years of experience editing: college coursework, academic & technical documents, brochures, e-books, kindle texts, blog posts, full books, resumes and more. "My proofreading and editing service checks: Grammar, punctuation, and spelling Tense issues Sentence structure Readability Consistency Redundancy"

Hi there! I’m a native English Speaking, a professional Ghostwriter, Ghost writer, ebook Writer, Book Writer. With me, you can expect materials that are well researched and structured, with impeccable spelling and grammar. I EBOOK WRITING services can take your crafted ideas from substandard to professional grade under the intense eyes of our top expert's ghostwriters I experienced as a ghostwriter, ebook writer will created perfect eBook under your name. The Book writing services from us are entirely private and 100% Copyrights owner. Best Regards, Luisa Caudill

Hello! I am a professional writer with extensive experience in novel writing, editing, and proofreading. I have reviewed your project details, and am excited to offer a bid. This project fits my skills perfectly! Making words work is an art, one I have mastered. Your novel project is the perfect place to apply my skills. Feedback and reviews for my work have been overwhelmingly positive. You need your novel to be engaging, perfectly formatted and well structured. My abilities to create, review, and revise long-form fiction for language, structure, and readability are just what this project requires. I have completed many projects of this nature quickly and to the complete satisfaction of the client. You will receive content that is: - Grammatically and structurally correct - Professionally Formatted - Readable and engaging Be assured that I will deliver a high-quality product to your specifications. I look forward to discussing how I can contribute to this project. I am excited to start! Sincerely, Marion Halligan

Hi there, I’ve checked the project details and I can do this perfectly. I have huge experience in working with these projects. Waiting for your quick reply. Look forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards

Hey, Greetings! My name is Joseph, a renowned freelance content creator. I read with a lot of interest your job posting for proofreading and I believe I’m a great fit for it. Your projects interest me because it’s in line with my passion and will provide the platform to utilize my excellent writing skills. I am interested let's start a chat :) Kind Regards, Joseph

Greetings, (I don't like "Pineapple") Thank you for giving us the opportunity to bid on your project! As a family team of three, we work especially well together specialising in proofreading, editing, grammar and rewriting where necessary. This is our speciality! Your work will be triple checked by our team of three with track changes, to ensure that our accuracy is nothing less than 100%. We are native English speaking individuals so our work will always be authentic and on brief. If you have any further questions please contact us via the messaging service. Kind regards Martin Brown "Power of Three"

PINEAPPLES is my safe word. I am open and love dark and witty humor and would have to qualms on editing your book. I am a professional editor, and proofreader. I have many years of experience, and over the years, I have edited several eBooks, manuscripts, magazines, journal publications, website content, articles and brochures. I am happy to simply proofread (catch errors), but I also enjoy in-depth editing, which involves improving readability, offering suggestions and restructuring when necessary. If your project needs careful fact-checking and an eagle eye for eliminating typos and correcting spelling and grammatical errors, I would be happy to help.

Pineapple Hello there, I see you would like someone to help with editing and proofreading your dark comedy fiction novel Would you like a professional copywriter who has over 4 years’ experience doing exactly this kind of work to help you out? I am a native English speaker (Australian) and have recently helped ghostwrite and edit a number of books... Including a 350 page Ebook for a client They were very happy with my proofreading and editing, and appreciated my eye for detail while picking up the smaller grammatical mistakes that are easy to miss for authors who are attached to their own work. They said my 'fresh pair of eyes' were exactly what they needed. I am not from England, but English is my native language (Australian) ----- Zachery is very easy to work with Zac kept me constantly updated on the progress of his work and made sure he didn't miss our deadlines. This is already the second time I've worked with Zac on our marketing and I plan to do so again in the near future. I'm confident saying that Zac's work was worth at least 10x what he actually charged us. I would strongly suggest to anyone that you jump at the chance to work with Zac on any of your projects if he is available ----- Leonardo F. President of FootGolf Australia ----- I would love to organise a quick 5-minute chat to further discuss your project when you have a spare moment. With kind regards, Zachery

While I am not a UK English speaker, I am a native English speaker from Canada (so no American spellings). Pineapples do not grow here :) but I'd love the opportunity to edit and proofread your work. Relevant Skills and Experience I am an avid reader and have done editing for short stories and blogs in the past. I also am very organized and have a great eye for detail.

Name: Marc Gingell – I love Pineapples Nationality: British (From Southampton) Background: Management Accounting / Project Management / Procurement / Writing Current Location: Thailand – Where you’ll find the best Pineapples you’ve ever tasted. Don’t be perturbed that I’m here. We can make this happen and maybe one day enjoy happy hour pineapple cocktails and watch the sunset. I’ve been involved in all kinds of different writing projects all my life in one way or another. Books, Content Writing, eBooks, Business Reports, Sports Reports, Proofreading, Researching, and Article Writing. My life is split in 2 stages. Stage 1. England. Where I lived and worked until the age of 38. Stage 2. Thailand. Where I have lived and worked for the last 22 years. For stage 1 I worked behind a desk and rarely took a look outside. Stage 2 is different. I’ve released myself from the chains that help me to my desk and developed more skills. Especially after spending ten years with General Motors (Thailand) where I took some opportunities that came my way. This included a move to Project Management which turned out to be a perfect position for me. In 2009, with GM in trouble, the Thai operation down sized and I took voluntary redundancy. This is when I turned my attention to full time writing. I wrote Brian Jacks’s autobiography. He’s a British sporting legend who took part in 4 Olympics. We play golf and often share a pineapple at the end of the game.