create a vertical backround for my instagram facebook video, and add english subtitles

SUPER URGENT JOB in german language to english please: ME: our concierge Willy is retiring and I have prepared a little surprise for him. WILLI: This is pure insanity! WILLI: Sit down, im leaving. ME: okay, im taking over. WILLI: Man, you look good ME: for once i look good ME: where is the door strike? ME: can we be cheeky with him? WILLI: he got a key ME: well hit, no? ME: you were apparently in the sun WILLI: how can someone be so silly? ME: or did you went again to assisted drinking?