Want terrible business plans that don't get funded and look bad? Yeah, me neither.
Look, let’s be honest, the reason we’re in business is to MAKE MONEY, and as it turns out, a business plan that sells your dream is a DAMN good way to make a whole lot of money without doing much of anything. But I know you have some questions,
Question 1: Do you have any experience writing business plans? Man, one of my clients is Pepsi Canada. A multi BILLON dollar company, and they pay me to write plans. Happy to show examples that will blow your socks off.
Question 2: Why should I hire you over the millions of other options? One, I am native Australian and speak PERFECT English (And rough Spanish! Dos tequila gracias!). Two I have written content + business plans for big brands (Know a small company called INGbank?), three, I have a Master of Marketing from a real university, meaning I know my marketing plans. I actually had to write a thesis on expanding to USA for a vodka label, and got 100/100 (And the firm bought it off me!)
Hold on I hear you say, I can get a guy in India who learnt English from watching Friends reruns, for $1 a day. Yes, but so can everyone else, and you want your business plan to look like everyone else’s? I understand why you are in business, my entire goal is make a plan that will look slick (Like an apple product!), get you funded and go on to make you $$$. Plus if I do well, I like to think you will hire me for more down the line :)