IMMEDIATELY: SEO Specialist Needed for Client Call - repost

Needed for a call immediately, 2 hours of your time maximum. An associate of mine needs a Western English speaking SEO specialist available to assist closing an important client over the phone, as a quick replacement for our regular SEO guy who is away on sick leave. I myself am not able to help out, because I cannot discuss the following points in detail - but if you speak in a Western English accent, and can help us out well on this one, I can guarantee more work coming your way in the future. Month 1 SEO Proposition: • Resolve any Penguin & Panda Issues • Resolve any product indexing issues • Review Webmaster Tools and resolve any issues • Review SEOmoz and resolve any issues • Setup any new tools which we are not using • Conduct a website analysis to identify issues with site structure & optimisation opportunities • Review Analytics to see where traffic is coming from and to identify what are the most popular pages • Analyze the competition to see what they are doing, what they are ranking well for and what they are advertising for. Leverage off of any findings. • Develop an extensive list of keywords from Analytics, Webmaster Tools, Competitors, and other tools like Google’s Keyword Research Tool • Assess the competition levels of all keywords • Assess rankings for all keywords • Google Sales Funnel Optimisation • Conversion Optimisation • ROI Tracking • Backlinking Creation • Google+ Local Setup & Optimisation • Google Authorship Setup • Social Media & content creation • Reporting Good, fast phone connection is required - and again: great English & Sales skills.