I would like to hire a Creative Writer

I work for a software company, currently trying to create special datasets. One of the ways I do that is what we call 'fabricating' data, which just means creative writing. Basically, I write hundreds of dialogue sentences with the inflection we need. Example: we have a rumor pack, which is just sentences such as "I hear management is out to get her" and "A little bird told me he's an expert at fixing trades". The reason we have these datasets is that, for our customers, our software monitors their company chats and sends alerts when something around that type of inflection occurs. Currently, there are two main datasets I am trying to create. If you are willing to help me by writing a few hundred dialogue-type sentences that represent the kind of language we want to hit on, please let me know as soon as possible and your price for it. The two are: Boastful (bragging about how much personal profit one made, how much they can get their clients, and getting away with things that are against policies, that kind of thing) and Quid Pro Quo (offering/asking for favors that would be outside of normal job responsibilities/against policy/substitute for traditional dollar returns). It should be noted that Quid Pro Quo mostly reflects more of "I'll give info on a trade" than anything that could be considered sexual harassment. (We have a whole other dataset for that.) Three examples of each would be: Boastful: “I’m going to make so much coin from this deal.” “When we pull this off, no one can touch us.” “No one can get you more coin than I can.” QPQ: "If you can find out anything about that investment, I’ll owe you a favor.” “You do this for me, and I’ll do some research and digging for you.” “Maybe if you sweeten the deal, I can let you in on a little something I’ve been brewing.” Literally, I just need a few hundred more sentences like those. I'll even take just a handful if that can be provided. Basically, just pretend you're a trader at a bank, bragging about getting away with something or making personal gain/offering favors for favors. I can provide a document that gives more detail definitions of the cases. You will see 'Gifts and Entertainment' on there, and if that's also something you can help with, I'll gladly accept. Can you help? Please let me know, I'm in super crunch time. I desperately need as many sentences as possible (Boastful the priority) as soon as possible. If there's anyone out there that can give me five hundred sentences for Boastful by tomorrow COB, that would be so wonderful.