Need someone to write textual critique of old philosophical texts

There are some old religious and philosophical texts, and I need a 5 page critique written about it. The texts are not in easy english... it's pretty complex. You'll need to thoroughly read through those texts, understand them fully, and only then you'll be able to write about them. This task requires outstanding skills of reading, writing, critical thinking and textual analysis. This task is definitely not for people with average english abilities. You need to be an EXPERT at English Writing/Reading/Textual Analysis in order to complete with task. It's impossible for someone with average english skills to complete it, because as I said, the texts are pretty tough to understand, and the critique is even more difficult to write. Please do not bid if you are AVERAGE at English. Preferably you should have a high level degree in English Literature, or Religion, or Philosophy, or something similar... or you must be a really gifted and talented reader + writer to be able to complete this task. Otherwise, it's simply not going to be possible for you to complete it to my satisfaction.